You've been asking forever, so here is, the return of the Phoenix - IN A DRESS!
Dubiously dubbed the 'Frightened Chicken Dress' by the Mega Hotties, we ask you to please refrain from calling it that.
Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% Elastane
Washing: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle with like colours
Made in: Australia
This is a limited product - once it's gone, it's gone, so get in quick!