Attack of the Unicorn Dress
WHEN UNICORNS ATTACK: EPISODE 3
When an unstoppable horde of fabulous unicorns descended from the heavens, demanding the earth's supply of shiny nylon in return for not destroying the planet, the humans had to devise a plan.
The humans first consider a nuclear strike, but intensive research into unicorn physiology reveals their rainbow-puking abilities are actually born from a form of nuclear fission and a nuclear strike would merely feed them and make them stronger.
Next, they suggest simply giving up the nylon. This idea is rebuked by every hot little boss on the planet, and the chair of the Imminent Destruction Via Unicorns Special Committee issues an extremely heartfelt, formal apology via social media.
Finally, they reach out to the Nylon Emperor jL, who assured the people of earth that he is able to subdue the unicorns and save the planet.
A meeting is set up and humankind waits with bated breath.
Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% LYCRA®
Washing: Please hand wash cool.
Made in: Australia
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