Attack of the Unicorn Dress
WHEN UNICORNS ATTACK: EPISODE 3
When an unstoppable horde of fabulous unicorns descended from the heavens, demanding the earth's supply of shiny nylon in return for not destroying the planet, the humans had to devise a plan.
The humans first consider a nuclear strike, but intensive research into unicorn physiology reveals their rainbow-puking abilities are actually born from a form of nuclear fission and a nuclear strike would merely feed them and make them stronger.
Next, they suggest simply giving up the nylon. This idea is rebuked by every hot little boss on the planet, and the chair of the Imminent Destruction Via Unicorns Special Committee issues an extremely heartfelt, formal apology via social media.
Finally, they reach out to the Nylon Emperor jL, who assured the people of earth that he is able to subdue the unicorns and save the planet.
A meeting is set up and humankind waits with bated breath.
Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% LYCRA®
Washing: Please hand wash cool.
Made in: Australia
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|CM | INCH|
|AU / NZ / UK||66||88||1010||1212||1414||1616|
|USA / CA||22||44||66||88||1010||1212|
|Bust||30.5 - 3278 - 82||32 - 33.582 - 85||33.5 - 3685 - 91||36 - 38.591 - 97||38.5 - 4197 - 103||41 - 43.5103 - 109|
|Waist||24 - 25.561 - 65||25.5 - 2765 - 68||27 - 29.568 - 74||29.5 - 31.574 - 80||31.5 - 3480 - 86||34 - 36.586 - 92|
|Hip||33.5 - 3586 - 90||35 - 36.590 - 93||36.5 - 3993 - 99||39 - 41.599 - 105||41.5 - 44105 - 111||44 - 46.5111 - 117|
|In Leg (Pants Only)||3384||3384||3384||33.585||33.585||33.585|
MORE SIZING INFO
|CM | INCH|
|AU / NZ / UK||66||88||1010||1212||1414||1616||1818|
|USA / CA||22||44||66||88||1010||1212||1414|
|Bust||30.5 - 3278 - 82||32 - 33.582 - 85||33.5 - 3685 - 91||36 - 38.591 - 97||38.5 - 4197 - 103||41 - 43.5103 - 109||43.5 - 46109 - 115|
|Waist||24 - 25.561 - 65||25.5 - 2765 - 68||27 - 29.568 - 74||29.5 - 31.574 - 80||31.5 - 3480 - 86||34 - 36.586 - 92||36.5 - 3992 - 98|
|Hip||33.5 - 3586 - 90||35 - 36.590 - 93||36.5 - 3993 - 99||39 - 41.599 - 105||41.5 - 44105 - 111||44 - 46.5111 - 117||46.5 - 49117 - 123|
Heads up: It is not uncommon to be different sizes for your top and bottom!
The most important measurement to take into account is where the item you are buying will be most fitted to your body.
e.g. bust for tops and dresses, waist for skirts and shorts and hips for leggings!
Please note: - XXL is only available in a small range of tops. - LT means Long Torso. If you have a longer torso measurement, pick LT! Not sure if you have a long torso? No worries – if you find bodysuits, swimsuits, and t-shirts are often too short for you then you might have a long torso. Long torso garments have an extra inch in the body, which translates to a whooole lot more stretch for you longer torso ladies!
How do I measure myself?
To measure yourself, take a tape measure and go to a private area (yes, you will have to get nuded up).
All measurements should be done without clothes to get the best accuracy as some clothes can alter your natural body shape.
When you measure yourself, make sure the tape measure is flat, not twisted, and always make sure that it is not cutting in or squashing the area you are measuring.
|1. Bust: Without a bra, place tape measure around the widest part of your bust. Be careful not to let the tape measure slip down at the back, or squash you. 2. Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point). 3. Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs). 4. Torso: Place tape measure on your shoulder loop it down between your legs and up your back until it meets the other end of the tape. 5. Inleg: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.|
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