Call of Napoleon Dress

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5CFCE84_GRY
AUD$85.00

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Okay, this is not actually the real name of this artwork. But if I had painted it, that's totes what I would have called it! And I probably would have put myself somewhere in the middle, and included a tiger. Having said that, I don't want to suggest that this artwork isn't awesome, even though it lacks my image and a tiger. It is in fact Ossian Receiving the Ghosts of Fallen French Heroes by Anne-Louis Girodet de Roucy-Triosson, who was a super talented French painter with way too many names. And despite the fact that he was named Anne, he was in fact, a dude. This painting is fascinating at many different levels - there seems to be a massive mish-mash of cultures in the references; the heroes are French, Ossian is an Irish character whose image seems based on the Greek poet Homer, and they're all getting together in Valhalla, which is the ancient Scandinavian afterlife for dead warriors. And yeah, seems busy there, with piles of money and ladies without a lot of clothes grabbing at your legs. However, at the end of the day, it must be declared a masterpiece because it has a lady flying around below a chicken. Look closely....

Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% Elastane
Washing: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle with like colours
Made in: Australia

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Pricing is based on 1-10 garments, larger orders require a custom quote.

CM | INCH
Size XXS XS S M L XL
AU / NZ / UK 66 88 1010 1212 1414 1616
USA / CA 22 44 66 88 1010 1212
EU 3434 3636 3838 4040 4242 4444
Bust 30.5 - 3278 - 82 32 - 33.582 - 85 33.5 - 3685 - 91 36 - 38.591 - 97 38.5 - 4197 - 103 41 - 43.5103 - 109
Waist 24 - 25.561 - 65 25.5 - 2765 - 68 27 - 29.568 - 74 29.5 - 31.574 - 80 31.5 - 3480 - 86 34 - 36.586 - 92
Hip 33.5 - 3586 - 90 35 - 36.590 - 93 36.5 - 3993 - 99 39 - 41.599 - 105 41.5 - 44105 - 111 44 - 46.5111 - 117

MORE SIZING INFO

CM | INCH
Size XXS XS S M L XL XXL
AU / NZ / UK 66 88 1010 1212 1414 1616 1818
USA / CA 22 44 66 88 1010 1212 1414
EU 3434 3636 3838 4040 4242 4444 4646
Bust 30.5 - 3278 - 82 32 - 33.582 - 85 33.5 - 3685 - 91 36 - 38.591 - 97 38.5 - 4197 - 103 41 - 43.5103 - 109 43.5 - 46109 - 115
Waist 24 - 25.561 - 65 25.5 - 2765 - 68 27 - 29.568 - 74 29.5 - 31.574 - 80 31.5 - 3480 - 86 34 - 36.586 - 92 36.5 - 3992 - 98
Hip 33.5 - 3586 - 90 35 - 36.590 - 93 36.5 - 3993 - 99 39 - 41.599 - 105 41.5 - 44105 - 111 44 - 46.5111 - 117 46.5 - 49117 - 123

Heads up: It is not uncommon to be different sizes for your top and bottom!

The most important measurement to take into account is where the item you are buying will be most fitted to your body.

e.g. bust for tops and dresses, waist for skirts and shorts and hips for leggings!


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All measurements should be done without clothes to get the best accuracy as some clothes can alter your natural body shape.

When you measure yourself, make sure the tape measure is flat, not twisted, and always make sure that it is not cutting in or squashing the area you are measuring.

Diagram 1. Bust: Without a bra, place tape measure around the widest part of your bust. Be careful not to let the tape measure slip down at the back, or squash you.
2. Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point).
3. Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).
4. Torso: Place tape measure on your shoulder loop it down between your legs and up your back until it meets the other end of the tape.
5. Inleg: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.

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