For your hospitality our sincerest thanks, and for your offer of professional assistance our grateful acceptance. Terms: cash on delivery, up to and not exceeding one fourteenth of total profits (if any); all travelling expenses guaranteed in any event; funeral expenses to be defrayed by us or our representatives, if occasion arises and the matter is not otherwise arranged for.
Laceration, evisceration and incineration: it's all covered, and so it should be when you're off to face a furnace with wings. Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.
Can't go dragon hunting without a contract that takes care of all the essentials.
Composition: 83% Polyester, 17% Elastane
Washing: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle with like colours
Made in: Australia
This is a limited product - once it's gone, it's gone, so get in quick!