If goldfish had skin, it would look like this. If people wore skirts made from this hypothetical goldfish skin, they would definitely look like this. It's shiny, it's vibrant and it's the colour of those goldfish that you used to buy at country fairs in little plastic bags, only this skirt will last longer and you won't have to flush it down the toilet (or bury it in the garden) one day.
Composition: 80% Nylon 20% Spandex
Washing: Cold hand wash only
Made in: Australia
This is a limited product - once it's gone, it's gone, so get in quick!