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So we’ve got a question. It’s not even for us, it’s for a friend. We’re just asking for a friend.
But like, what if this friend – who actually isn’t even real, they’re a theoretical friend – was bitten by some crazy dude on the way to work this morning? Crazy right? Good thing this is just totally theoretical.
When they get to work, they’re not feeling so hot. They’ve got chills, and they’re sweating, and running a fever. And the bite looks bad – real bad. Like it won’t stop bleeding. We called an ambulance obviously, but it’s been a while since we called and when we tried emergency services again…well, it was engaged. That’s never happened before. So we’re still waiting for the ambulance, and this um…theoretical friend…of ours is lying down in the break room. Well, they were. They’re not lying down anymore. They’re sort of scratching at the door and kind of groaning. And the crazy guy who bit them, he’s at the front door. And he’s got friends. Actually there’s quite a lot of them. We think they’re all sick, like really sick, and we’re not super keen on letting them in. Still can’t get through to emergency services.
Anyway, that question we wanted to ask. You have a zombie outbreak plan right? Like, one that you could put into action say…now?
We’re just asking for a friend. A theoretical friend. Just in case. Nothing to worry about.
Composition: 83% Polyester, 17% Elastane
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