When this collection of antique brooches was found in the estate of an elderly recluse, strange things started to happen. The person who found the box came down with a case of warts so severe, they couldn’t leave their house for a year. They sold the box to an antique shop, and all of the staff that unpacked it came down with a severe case of spontaneous levitation. And every customer who bought a brooch eventually brought it back to the shop, insisting they take it back – some had covered their faces in masks to hide some obvious, grotesque affliction, and some spoke in strange, otherworldly languages, only able to communicate in wild hand gestures. The brooches were then lost for a really long time, until they eventually landed on the doorstep of a clothing company. And then, they became part of this dress.
So, uh, you know…let us know how you go with this one.
This dress is totally frilling...er, thrilling, that is. The loose tank shape is punctuated by an adorable frill that is seriously flattering on everyone.
Composition: 94% Polyester, 6% Elastane
Washing: Cold hand wash only
Made in Australia
Model is wearing: XS
Height: 5' 10''
Dress Size: 8
This is a limited product - once it's gone, it's gone, so get in quick!