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or 4 interest-free payments of $18.75
So we've got a question. It's not even for us, it's for a friend. We're just asking for a friend.
But like, what if this friend - who actually isn't even real, they're a theoretical friend - was bitten by some crazy dude on the way to work this morning? Crazy right? Good thing this is just totally theoretical.
When they get to work, they're not feeling so hot. They've got chills, and they're sweating, and running a fever. And the bite looks bad - real bad. Like it won't stop bleeding. We called an ambulance obviously, but it's been a while since we called and when we tried emergency services again...well, it was engaged. That's never happened before. So we're still waiting for the ambulance, and this um...theoretical friend...of ours is lying down in the break room. Well, they were. They're not lying down anymore. They're sort of scratching at the door and kind of groaning. And the crazy guy who bit them, he's at the front door. And he's got friends. Actually there's quite a lot of them. We think they're all sick, like really sick, and we're not super keen on letting them in. Still can't get through to emergency services.
Anyway, that question we wanted to ask. You have a zombie outbreak plan right? Like, one that you could put into action say...now?
We're just asking for a friend. A theoretical friend. Just in case. Nothing to worry about.
Composition: 83% Polyester, 17% Elastane
Washing: Cold hand wash only
Made in: Australia
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|CM | INCH|
|AU / NZ / UK||66||88||1010||1212||1414||1616|
|USA / CA||22||44||66||88||1010||1212|
|Bust||30.5 - 3278 - 82||32 - 33.582 - 85||33.5 - 3685 - 91||36 - 38.591 - 97||38.5 - 4197 - 103||41 - 43.5103 - 109|
|Waist||24 - 25.561 - 65||25.5 - 2765 - 68||27 - 29.568 - 74||29.5 - 31.574 - 80||31.5 - 3480 - 86||34 - 36.586 - 92|
|Hip||33.5 - 3586 - 90||35 - 36.590 - 93||36.5 - 3993 - 99||39 - 41.599 - 105||41.5 - 44105 - 111||44 - 46.5111 - 117|
MORE SIZING INFO
|CM | INCH|
|AU / NZ / UK||66||88||1010||1212||1414||1616||1818|
|USA / CA||22||44||66||88||1010||1212||1414|
|Bust||30.5 - 3278 - 82||32 - 33.582 - 85||33.5 - 3685 - 91||36 - 38.591 - 97||38.5 - 4197 - 103||41 - 43.5103 - 109||43.5 - 46109 - 115|
|Waist||24 - 25.561 - 65||25.5 - 2765 - 68||27 - 29.568 - 74||29.5 - 31.574 - 80||31.5 - 3480 - 86||34 - 36.586 - 92||36.5 - 3992 - 98|
|Hip||33.5 - 3586 - 90||35 - 36.590 - 93||36.5 - 3993 - 99||39 - 41.599 - 105||41.5 - 44105 - 111||44 - 46.5111 - 117||46.5 - 49117 - 123|
Heads up: It is not uncommon to be different sizes for your top and bottom!
The most important measurement to take into account is where the item you are buying will be most fitted to your body.
e.g. bust for tops and dresses, waist for skirts and shorts and hips for leggings!
Please note: - XXL is only available in a small range of tops. - LT means Long Torso. If you have a longer torso measurement, pick LT! Not sure if you have a long torso? No worries – if you find bodysuits, swimsuits, and t-shirts are often too short for you then you might have a long torso. Long torso garments have an extra inch in the body, which translates to a whooole lot more stretch for you longer torso ladies!
How do I measure myself?
To measure yourself, take a tape measure and go to a private area (yes, you will have to get nuded up).
All measurements should be done without clothes to get the best accuracy as some clothes can alter your natural body shape.
When you measure yourself, make sure the tape measure is flat, not twisted, and always make sure that it is not cutting in or squashing the area you are measuring.
|1. Bust: Without a bra, place tape measure around the widest part of your bust. Be careful not to let the tape measure slip down at the back, or squash you. 2. Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point). 3. Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs). 4. Torso: Place tape measure on your shoulder loop it down between your legs and up your back until it meets the other end of the tape. 5. Inleg: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.|
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